It made me laugh, primarily because we don't use that slang term much down here :-)You're a scholar and a gentleman.
And I'm going to get a taco
Of the eating variety
And non-vaginal
EMS quote of the day competition
Re: EMS quote of the day competition
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Re: EMS quote of the day competition
Conversation at work the other day. Names changed, except mine:
(15:38:09) Fred: slackers, fixing the same shit in parallel = lowest possible productivity
(15:38:29) Ben: peer programming
(15:38:38) Ben: i thought you said we need more of it?
(15:40:15) Fred: :-D that's what they've been doing, but you're not here! :-D
(15:40:24) Damien: lies
(15:40:26) Damien: all lies
(15:40:34) Fred: wait
(15:40:37) Fred: pear programming, right?
(15:40:42) Fred: pair programming?
(15:40:45) Fred: peer programming?
(15:40:49) Fred: where you program your peers?
(15:40:55) Ben: pier programming
(15:40:58) Fred: lol
(15:40:59) Ben: when you program with sailors
(15:41:09) Ben: Piere programming
(15:41:12) Ben: happens in france a lot
(15:41:23) Fred: people are looking at me funny
(15:41:42) Ben: :D
(15:41:47) Dean: pare programming - where you rip out most of your colleague's code
(15:42:00) Ben: lol
(15:42:01) Ben: nice
(15:46:43) Fred: not guilty...
(15:47:17) Fred: beer programming, where all the code looks GREAT until the next day.
(15:47:38) Ben: chair programming, when you sit in a chair and program
(15:47:40) Ben: losing popularity now
(15:47:48) Ben: #standinghipsters
(15:47:48) Fred: ROFL
(15:48:10) Fred: COME TO WORK MORE OFTEN YOU USELESS COMEDIAN BASTARD
(15:48:14) Fred: k thx bye
(15:48:20) Ben: fuk u pay me
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Re: EMS quote of the day competition
(01:05:00) AncientGeek: shit its hot here
(01:05:44) DeuceEFI: damn, it is cold here
(01:05:44) DeuceEFI: damn, it is cold here
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Re: EMS quote of the day competition
A day or so ago, there was this: https://twitter.com/FredCookeNZ/status/ ... 3480578049
And overnight (for me, clearly), there was this:
Plus, depends which direction you go! :-p
OK, no further lame attempts at excuses will be made.
And overnight (for me, clearly), there was this:
South America/South Africa, much the same. Cough. Just swap 'me' for 'f' and you're away laughing. Cough.(00:46:01) AncientGeek: now that fredcooke is asleep I can tell you that Auckland is 2000 km further away ;-)
(00:48:23) Matthijs309: SA right ?
(00:48:42) Matthijs309: maybe he tested too much red wine
(00:49:25) AncientGeek: or gin
Plus, depends which direction you go! :-p
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Re: EMS quote of the day competition
(05:42:37) hentai: via, there is cheaper options but don't do everything that the KTSM does
(06:03:31) Matthijs309: does it get you laid? Since that what I would expect for a $1869 sensor
(06:07:40) via: alternatively 3 high quality blowjobs
Posted with permission. :-p
(06:03:31) Matthijs309: does it get you laid? Since that what I would expect for a $1869 sensor
(06:07:40) via: alternatively 3 high quality blowjobs
Posted with permission. :-p
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