Daily WTF

[davebmw]

Thats a bit of a nutsack! I hate DRM

[shameem]

Funny WTF
Dude gets "married"
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got- ... cs-877461/

[shameem]

Sad WTF - f&#%ed up s$^t - Kid ODs on drugs(to commit suicide) on live webcam and forum members taunt him - somebody calls cops 10 hours later and the kid is dead
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthrea ... =112065561

Video of cops busting in - http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=espzsh&s=4

[Fred]

Do any of you read msefi or msextra.com or gpio or ms3efi? I don't anymore and I bet there is some worthy material there.

[jharvey]

I'm still banned from msefi and msextra. I'm likely banned from the other two as well. I'll try to remember to check my banning's when I get home.

Can someone check and see if I'm still 7th top poster at msextra, or was it ms3. I can't quite remember.

[Fred]

LOL, you are down to 9th, someone else has 7th place now :-)

[jharvey]

9th now, Still not bad for only being able to post for a week or two.

[Fred]

OMFG - Please see post subject!

Especially not to : Bangalore, India.

interface has function that returns a string....

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 int RowsAffected = 0;
                RowsAffected = Database.ExecuteNonQuery(dbCommand);
                if (RowsAffected > 0)
                    return "Success";
                else
                    return "failed";
            }

Another with Upper case F.....

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                    msg = _controller.UpdateCostCentre(update);
                    if (msg == "Success")
                        return "Cost Centre record has been Successfully Updated";
                    else
                        return "  Failed to Update Cost Centre or Cost Centre already exist";

And the good Polish developer said - "They don't know boolean type??"

epic fail!

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Project Manager to Indian developers :

"Do you even know what a stack trace is?" - LOL

"Did you take a tag? Do you know what a tag is?

... they didn't tag anything for release...

Hell, even I tag the FreeEMS releases manually! Shocking!

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CamelcasedoneWrong

Note, lower case in the middle and upper on the front.

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Unreachable code :

throw exception
return xyz

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There was an if 0 do xyz, if > 1 do abc, what the hell happens if it was exactly 1 ???

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email files around instead of SVN etc

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variable1=variable2 = functionxyz();

^ LOLOLOL

(inconsistent spacing intentional...)

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And one of the more potentially expensive ones :

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((exchangeRate == 0) ? 1 : exchangeRate)

Oh, there is no such country as fredWorld, just give them one to one exchange of currency with the great british pound LOLLOLOLLLOFOFLOLOL

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This stuff leaves the MegaSquirt C for dead! I can't believe how bad this is, it's not just "me being fussy" this is genuinely awful!!

Fred. - ROFLing around the office in fits of laughter and disbelief!

[Fred]

I didn't see these earlier, they are all appropriate :








But there is still more...

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if (session.getRecord().getId() == 11) { //do something }

^ more LOL - hard coding the id of a database record... OMFG... these guys are REALLY BAD!!

fFeD...

[karsten]

if (msg == "Success")

Very nice indeed. equals() anyone?